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The Diary Of A Dickhead By David J Lacey

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The Diary of a Dickhead

2014

Paul Trick is the kind of person who has never had a chance in life. Raised by unloving parents, educated by uncaring teachers, and befriended by unintelligible deadbeats. His tale is one of tough love and even tougher luck. 

Originally meant as an assignment from his psychiatrist, this document recounts the landmark incidents in Paul's life, which have made him the social maladroit man-child that he is today. 

Painfully awkward, and awkwardly painful in parts, but brutally honest throughout. D. O. A. D. is a window into another world that exists parallel to our own. It is a template for lewd behaviour that we can almost identify with, and a map with which we hope our children don't navigate life.

Essentially this book is a guide of how not to live, unless of course you are a d***head. After all, everybody knows one.

  • ISBN-10: 1492702005
  • ISBN-13: 978-1492702009
THE MAN - THE MYTH - THE BELLEND.
The Diary Of A Dickhead Book
The Diary Of A Dickhead By David J Lacey.

A Man's Spiritual Quest, But First He's Going To Have A Thirty Year Long Party, Leeds Style (In Manchester).

If Your Life Has Been Cruel To You, Buy This Book And Understand That It Could Have Been Worse.

If Your Life Has Been Good, Buy This Book And Reinforce That Misguided Belief.

Tales Of Humour, Tales Of Danger, Tales Of Hope & Despair, None Of Which Are Featured Here.

Paul Trick's Harrowing Life Story About Growing Up In A Struggling Community Somewhere In Northern England.

From Leeds To Manchester, Back To Leeds, Then To The Costa Del Sol... Then Back To Leeds... Again.

The Diary Of A Dickhead Is Just That. A Story Not Worth Telling About A Man Not Worthy Of Life.

The Diary Of A Dickhead By David J Lacey

Paul Trick Is Idiotically Struggling To Find His Place In Society. This Tome Contains His Diary, Reported Here Verbatim. It Reads Like A Comedy, But This Is A Brutal Rebuke Of Life In The Yorkshire Gutter. Modern Britain Is On Its Knees, And For This Drug-Dealing Fan Of Popular Music & Legalised Prostitution, Life Can Be Pretty Harsh.

He Talks Politics... He Talks Love... He Talks Libertarianism... He Talks A Lot Of Shit.

diary of a dickhead david j lacey

A genre breaking comic affair with a good old fashioned dickhead playing protagonist to a seedy underbelly situated in the heart of Yorkshire. There is truth, heart and chopped liver throughout this work.

It is not for the faint of heart.

This goes beyond dark humour, this is pitch black.

Unashamed Details Of Exploits With Prostitutes. Unabashed Tales Of Drug Fueled Rampage. Unwashed Stories Of Darwin Award Winning Stupidity, And Uninteresting Opinions Of The Welfare State's Effect On Undermining Communities & The Decline Of Influential Role Models in The Void Of A Post Patriarchal Society.

He's So Far Right Wing That He's Gone Full Circle Jerk.

A Life Growing Up In A Leeds Council Estate Can Be A Tough One. It's Going To Take A Tough Man To Survive It. That Or A Dickhead.

Paul Trick Is That Dickhead.

Politically Misguided, Paul Was Let Down By A System That Was Designed To Ignore Him.

Poorly Educated, Paul Slipped Through A Net That Was Designed To Miss Him.

Legally Rebellious, Paul Hit Back By Not Giving The Faintest Whiff Of One Shit.

The Diary Of A Dickhead By David J Lacey. Dark Humour Twisted Yorkshire Comedy

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